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Brookings Institute Sleeper Cell Unleashes Attack

(Originally Posted on August 15th, 2007) (New York City, New York) – Democrats and other leftists were shocked to discover that a sleeper cell of honest policy analyzers had secretly embedded themselves in the liberal Brookings Institute think tank. After Mike O’Hanlon and Ken Pollack wrote a New York Times article speculating that the troop […]

Obama Fully Explains Age-Appropriate Sex Ed for Kindergarteners

(Originally posted on August 16th, 2007) (Chicago, Illinois) – After shocking many by suggesting that teaching sex education in kindergarten is the right thing to do, Barak Obama decided to more fully explain what he believes to be “age appropriate” sex ed for public schools. “People are out of control on this,” said Obama. “I […]