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Political Ode to my Twitter Crush – Pink Elephant Pundit

My looks and brawn might pail in comparison, To the many archetypes of man who want to be your twitter “boyfriend”. While numerous other men probably showering you with their cool coquetry, You always exude the most piercing yet graceful allure that unsurprisingly, Leaves men like me enamored quite breathlessly. To extol your brilliant pulchritude […]

Golf Iron + Urinal = UroClub!!!

(Written November 12th, 2008) Had a few too many at the clubhouse before hitting the first nine…? The fountain continually fluidly flowing near the green making you somewhat cross-legged…? Drank a few too many beers and now you’re playing golf with a popped collar while hitting on the refreshments chick and trying not to piss […]